Zoned Koala - Men's Tee
Zoned Koala - Men's Tee
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AUSSIE DESIGNED & PRINTED
OLD MATE IS ABSOLUTELY ZONKED. đ¨đż
Backwards cap on, gum leaves in hand and staring into another bloody dimension â this koala has officially checked out for the day.
This cheeky tee features one seriously creamed Aussie koala, happily munching away while looking completely zoned out and blissfully unaware of whateverâs going on around him.
Perfect for lazy weekends, pub arvos or those days when the brain has simply clocked off.
Eat leaves. Zone out. Be more koala, mate.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Premium AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee
- Direct to Garment (DTG) Print
- Soft and breathable 100% combed cotton t-shirt (grey colours include 15% viscose)
- Medium-weight 180 GSM perfect for everyday wear
- Classic regular fit tee that's easy and confortable to wear
- Side seams and neck/shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
- UPF 50+ sun protection - great for Aussie sunny days.
WHY BOGAN MATE?
WHY BOGAN MATE?
At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who donât take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters â printed on gear thatâs actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.
Weâve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We mightâve started under a different name, but the missionâs always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.
We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish â just proper gear with designs thatâll get a laugh.
Orders are typically shipped within 3â5 business days, and spend $99+ and shippingâs on us.
Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.
HOW OUR SHIRTS ARE MADE
HOW OUR SHIRTS ARE MADE
We specifically chosen AS Colour quality cotton tees and use DTG method of printing to ensure a long lasting quality finish.
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Read more on How Our Shirts Are Made
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in the shade
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers
All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped.Â
- Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
- Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
- International shipping will be calculated at checkout
Read more on our FAQ
RETURNS
RETURNS
WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE
Every shirt is printed especially for you, so please double-check our size guide before ordering. If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.
Read more on our refunds and returns
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