About Us
Reckon we look a bit familiar? You're not losing the plot, mate. We used to be Essential Bogan, but we've since given the joint a bit of a tidy-up and re-emerged as Bogan Mate. Same two bogan lads behind it all, same questionable sense of humour — just a new name and a fresh coat of paint.
We're basically two everyday Aussie blokes who wanted somewhere to showcase the weird, quirky and occasionally dark shit that makes us laugh. Turns out a few of you find it funny too, so here we are.
Bogan Mate is home to T-shirts, mugs, stubby holders and other bits and pieces featuring everything from classic Aussie humour and stupid one-liners to designs that probably need a bit more explaining than they should. Some will make your mates laugh, some might earn you a dirty look, and some will just leave people wondering what the hell you're wearing.
There's no big corporate story behind us. No marketing department sitting around a boardroom deciding what's funny. Just two mates coming up with dumb ideas, turning the ones that make us laugh into merch, and chucking them online to see if anyone else has the same cooked sense of humour.
Everything we sell is printed on demand, which means your gear is made fresh when you order it rather than sitting around in a warehouse gathering dust. Less unnecessary stock, less waste, and more room for us to keep coming up with questionable ideas.
So have a scroll, find something that gives you a laugh, and grab yourself some gear that doesn't take itself too seriously.
And while you're here, give us a follow on the socials. That's where you'll find new designs, fresh gear and whatever other weird shit we've decided was a good idea that week.
Bogan Mate — two bogan lads, too many dumb ideas.