Who Left the Box of Dickheads Open? - Tote Bag

WHO LEFT THE BOX OF DICKHEADS OPEN? — COTTON TOTE BAG

Seriously, mate. Whoever left the bloody lid off has got some explaining to do.

Featuring the gloriously blunt “Who Left the Box of Dickheads Open?” statement in a bold, single-sided print, this tote is perfect for those days when you leave the house and realise the world's absolutely crawling with loose units.

Whether you're doing the groceries, heading to the markets or just trying to survive another trip out in public without losing your shit, let the bag do the talking.

Printed on a 100% cotton tote bag, with a practical single-sided design for carrying all your everyday crap.

Carry your shit. Question everyone else's. And for goodness sake, shut the bloody box.

• AS Colour 1001
• Heavy-weight 320gsm
• 100% Cotton
• Reinforced stitching on handles
• Spacious Interior (42cm x 42cm)

At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.

We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.

We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.

Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.

Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.

• Machine wash cold (max 30C)
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dry clean
• Do not bleach

Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers

All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped. 

• Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
• Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
• International shipping will be calculated at checkout

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Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? No dramas, mate!

We've got you covered with our easy-as 14-day returns, so you can shop with confidence. And if something arrives faulty, damaged or not quite right, we'll do our best to make it right!

Check out our Returns & Refunds Policy for all the details and conditions.