Stubby Cooler - "Don't Mess With a Cuntasaurus" Novelty Stubby

• 100% neoprene for flexible insulation and durability
• Vibrant, high-definition printing with bright, crisp colours
• Lightweight and soft-to-touch material for easy handling
• One size fits most: 3.0" × 4.6" (7.6cm × 11.7cm)
• Black interior with sewn edges for added durability

At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.

We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.

We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.

Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.

Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.

• I work best with a cold tinny or stubby in me
• Hand wash
• Drip dry

Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers

All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped. 

• Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
• Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
• International shipping will be calculated at checkout

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WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE

Every stubby is printed especially for you If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.

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