Schooner Matata Tank Top – Men's
Schooner Matata Tank Top – Men's
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AUSSIE DESIGNED & PRINTED
A SCHOONER MATATA — IT MEANS NO WORRIES. 🍺🌊
Cold schooner in hand, sand between the toes and the waves rolling in — mate, suddenly life’s problems don’t seem so bloody important.
This tank celebrates the great Aussie philosophy of Schooner Matata: find yourself a beach, grab a cold schooner and worry about absolutely bugger all for a while.
No sleeves. No worries. Just good mates, salty air and a cold one by the water.
A Schooner Matata, mate. What a bloody wonderful phrase.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- AS Colour 5025 Tank Top
- Direct to Garment (DTG) Print
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light weight 150 GSM perfect for those scorching hot Aussie sunny days
- Regular fit
- Raw armhole edges
WHY BOGAN MATE?
WHY BOGAN MATE?
At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.
We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.
We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.
Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.
Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.
HOW OUR SINGLETS ARE PRINTED
HOW OUR SINGLETS ARE PRINTED
We specifically chosen AS Colour quality cotton tees and use DTG method of printing to ensure a long lasting quality finish.
How they compare
Read more on How Our Shirts Are Made
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) Bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
- Do not dry clean.
- Line dry in the shade recommended
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers
All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped.
- Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
- Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
- International shipping will be calculated at checkout
Read more on our FAQ
RETURNS
RETURNS
WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE
Every tank top is printed especially for you, so please double-check our size guide before ordering. If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.
Read more on our refunds and returns
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