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Measure Once, Swear Twice Tee — Funny Carpenter Tape Measure Shirt (Father's Day Gift)

Measure Once, Swear Twice Tee — Funny Carpenter Tape Measure Shirt (Father's Day Gift)

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  • AUSSIE DESIGNED & PRINTED

MEASURE ONCE. SWEAR TWICE. BACK TO BUNNINGS.

Every Aussie DIY project starts the same way: “Yeah mate, this’ll only take an hour.”

Three incorrect measurements, one board cut 20mm too short and a colourful selection of swear words later, you’re climbing back into the car for your second trip to Bunnings.

Then the third.

Because apparently no home project is officially underway until you’ve visited Bunnings so many times the bloke at the trade desk starts recognising you.

This cheeky tee celebrates every weekend warrior, shed tinkerer and DIY dad who measures once, cuts confidently and immediately realises he’s absolutely stuffed it.

Soft, comfy and perfect for the shed, jobsite, backyard projects or wandering the aisles of Bunnings wondering what the bloody hell you came back for.

A cracking Father’s Day gift for the dad whose toolbox is full, patience is empty and weekend projects somehow require six separate hardware runs.

Measure once. Swear twice. Cut it wrong. Back to Bunnings.

See ya again in 45 minutes.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

  • Premium AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee
  • Direct to Garment (DTG) Print
  • Soft and breathable 100% combed cotton t-shirt (grey colours include 15% viscose)
  • Medium-weight 180 GSM perfect for everyday wear
  • Classic regular fit tee that's easy and confortable to wear
  • Side seams and neck/shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
  • UPF 50+ sun protection - great for Aussie sunny days.

WHY BOGAN MATE?

At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.

We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.

We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.

Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.

Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.

HOW OUR SHIRTS ARE MADE

We specifically chosen AS Colour quality cotton tees and use DTG method of printing to ensure a long lasting quality finish.

How they compare 

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HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME

  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Line dry in the shade

SHIPPING & DELIVERY

Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers

All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped. 

  • Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
  • Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
  • International shipping will be calculated at checkout

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RETURNS

WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE

Every shirt is printed especially for you, so please double-check our size guide before ordering. If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.

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