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Cuntasaurus Retro Dino Graphic Tee — Don’t Mess With a Cuntasaurus

Cuntasaurus Retro Dino Graphic Tee — Don’t Mess With a Cuntasaurus

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  • AUSSIE DESIGNED & PRINTED

WELCOME TO CUNTASAURUS PARK.

Life finds a way… and apparently so does being an absolute cunt.

This cheeky tee brings classic Jurassic Park-style adventure energy together with a gloriously inappropriate Aussie attitude. Think prehistoric park vibes, retro nostalgia and one magnificent Cuntasaurus roaming freely with absolutely no fucks left to give.

Perfect for pub nights, backyard barbies, festivals or whenever you feel like proudly warning everyone exactly what sort of creature they’re dealing with.

Soft, comfy and considerably safer than opening an actual dinosaur park.

Cuntasaurus — extinct manners, prehistoric attitude.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

  • Premium AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee
  • Direct to Garment (DTG) Print
  • Soft and breathable 100% combed cotton t-shirt (grey colours include 15% viscose)
  • Medium-weight 180 GSM perfect for everyday wear
  • Classic regular fit tee that's easy and confortable to wear
  • Side seams and neck/shoulder tape preserve shape and reduce stretching
  • UPF 50+ sun protection - great for Aussie sunny days.

WHY BOGAN MATE?

At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.

We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.

We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.

Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.

Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.

HOW OUR SHIRTS ARE MADE

We specifically chosen AS Colour quality cotton tees and use DTG method of printing to ensure a long lasting quality finish.

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HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME

  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Line dry in the shade

SHIPPING & DELIVERY

Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers

All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped. 

  • Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
  • Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
  • International shipping will be calculated at checkout

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RETURNS

WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE

Every shirt is printed especially for you, so please double-check our size guide before ordering. If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.

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