Crochet Because Murder Is Wrong Vintage Faded Tee - Women's

• Premium AS Colour 5065 Tee
• Direct to Garment (DTG) Print
• 100% preshrunk, combed, ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand
• Medium-weight 180 GSM, perfect for everyday wear and comfort
  
• Side seams for improved structure and a lasting fit
  

At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.

We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.

We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.

Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.

Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.

We specifically chosen AS Colour quality cotton tees and use DTG method of printing to ensure a long lasting quality finish.

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• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean
• Line dry in shade recommended

Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers

All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped. 

• Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
• Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
• International shipping will be calculated at checkout

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WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE

Every shirt is printed especially for you, so please double-check our size guide before ordering. If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.

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