"Bogans in Pyjamas" - Tote
"Bogans in Pyjamas" - Tote
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AUSSIE DESIGNED & PRINTED
BOGANS IN PYJAMAS — NOW ON A BLOODY TOTE
Because apparently ruining your childhood on a T-shirt wasn’t enough.
Our Bogans in Pyjamas design has now been whacked on a tote — featuring two suspiciously familiar banana-shaped loose units with mullets, a meat pie, VB and a durry, looking considerably less wholesome than you remember.
Perfect for groceries, market runs, carrying a few tins or just walking around proudly displaying the most cooked version of Aussie childhood nostalgia imaginable.
They’re coming down the stairs… and now they’re carrying your shit, mate.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- AS Colour 1001
- Heavy-weight 320gsm
- 100% Cotton
- Reinforced stitching on handles
- Spacious Interior (42cm x 42cm)
WHY BOGAN MATE?
WHY BOGAN MATE?
At Bogan Mate, we make quality Aussie merch for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Think cheeky humour, questionable jokes and proper conversation starters — printed on gear that’s actually made to be worn, not chucked in the back of the cupboard after one wash.
We’ve been slinging printed merch since 2022. We might’ve started under a different name, but the mission’s always been pretty much the same: funny designs on decent gear. So after a few years in the game, we reckon we know a thing or two about what makes a bloody good printed tee.
We use quality apparel from brands like AS Colour, with our designs created and printed right here in Australia. No paper-thin tees, no cheap novelty-shirt rubbish — just proper gear with designs that’ll get a laugh.
Orders are typically shipped within 3–5 business days, and spend $99+ and shipping’s on us.
Aussie designed. Aussie printed. Making questionable decisions since 2022.
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME
- Machine wash cold (max 30C)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Free standard shipping on all orders $99 and over for Australian customers
All our clothing, stubbies and tote bages are printed on demand from Brisbane, QLD. All our mugs are printed on demand from Melbourne, VIC. Your order can take up 3-5 business days before they're shipped.
- Free shipping on Aussie orders $99 AUD and over
- Anything under, will be capped at $9.99 AUD standard shipping Aussie wide
- International shipping will be calculated at checkout
Read more on our FAQ
RETURNS
RETURNS
WE'LL SORT YOU OUT, MATE
Every bag is printed especially for you. If your order arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right.
Read more on our refunds and returns
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